##
## A cow performing an unnatural act, artist unknown.
##
$the_cow = <<EOC;
      $thoughts                _
       $thoughts              (_)   <-- TeleBEARS
        $thoughts   ^__^       / \\
         $thoughts  ($eyes)\\_____/_\\ \\
            (__)\\  you  ) /
             $tongue ||----w ((
                ||     ||>> 
EOC